"What if--" BUT KISSES TOO FAST AND TIME FOR ANIME CATCHPHRASES TOO SLOW

tastes like sand paper

tastes like shame and animes

tastes like pocky and murderous potato chips

While Yamada was 102% positive if any of those fujoshi girls saw this they... well... come to think of it Yamada was not a pretty bishonen so chances are he'd be safe.

This was still awkward as hell though, andhe was perfectly content to break off the kiss the moment he could feel his legs were able to move again.