Clear gasped as though what he said was an insult to his family's name. Not that he really, you know, had any surviving 'family' left...

"Ike-san, of course I do! Cooking is one of my favorite things to do! It is a very important life skill." He bobbed his head up and down, briefly pausing to take a quick sip of his drink before prattling on. "I would like to cook everything I can for you, Ike-san! I have many meat recipes. Nikujaga, meat buns, gyoza, okonomiyaki, tebasaki, chicken chashu, oyakodon... um, basically, very many dishes!"

As in, probably heaven for one Crimean at the table.