"No, not in the least," said Apples Kid. "In fact, you are exactly what we are looking for. I'm 86% certain that robot feet will work for my 'portable elevator in a can.' Would you be willing to join us in an elevator ride up to the floating fortress above us? We're seeking the device that turns people into robots. I'm a mechanical genius; I'm sure I can figure out how the process works if I can see the machine."

Apple Kid held out the tin can in his hand. "We were hoping to leave shortly."