"Thankfully, I have my 'portable elevator in a can' in my overalls," said Apple Kid.
"Please hand me my portable elevator in a can," he said to the mouse that was also in his overalls. The mouse dipped down into his front bib and came up with what looked like a tin can of tuna with a light switch scotch-taped to the front.
"It works on the principle of 'pairs of feet squared' to stories conversion," explained the fat child. "A single person has the footpower to achieve a single story, whereas two have the power to create two stories. However, a third person creates four, a fourth eight, a fifth sixteen, and six generates thirty-two different stories."
He looked above them with his beady Apple Kid eyes. "Sadly I would say that the ship is above sixteen stories in height above us. We will need a sixth person to extend our possibilities to ascend above this."
But where, dear reader, would they find this mythical sixth person?
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"Please hand me my portable elevator in a can," he said to the mouse that was also in his overalls. The mouse dipped down into his front bib and came up with what looked like a tin can of tuna with a light switch scotch-taped to the front.
"It works on the principle of 'pairs of feet squared' to stories conversion," explained the fat child. "A single person has the footpower to achieve a single story, whereas two have the power to create two stories. However, a third person creates four, a fourth eight, a fifth sixteen, and six generates thirty-two different stories."
He looked above them with his beady Apple Kid eyes. "Sadly I would say that the ship is above sixteen stories in height above us. We will need a sixth person to extend our possibilities to ascend above this."
But where, dear reader, would they find this mythical sixth person?