"I... I never said that!!" he snapped, already cursing himself for his rampant misconduct and inappropriate tone of voice he took with her. "I never said anything!" Maybe he should just walk away and save himself further embarrassment. Maybe he should just apologize quickly and run off with a hairbrained excuse.

Or maybe he should be a man and let her touch his damn hair.

"Shit! I'll..." He shrunk his height a bit, bending his knees and tilting his head down to let her have access to the most luscious ear of corn one could ever see. His face flushed so hard, he could stop traffic. "Just... touch it!!"