As Eyebrows McGee was in panic mode over his perfect outfit, and thereby distracted, Bowser wiped the soot off of his gums onto a finger, and then lightly tapped the back of his shoulder, in a spot where Fussy Britches couldn't have seen it without taking the jacket off. There was now a black smudge on the impeccably white uniform.

"It's right there, and it's just, it's so detracting on such an important day. Everyone behind you can probably see it; it sticks out like a sore thumb."