[Yeah, he was... not alright. His adventures had taken him to the kitchen, where there was a pantryful of trouble to get into.
He was gonna make a pizza.
He was gonna make an ice cream pizza.
This is something someone who is lactose intolerant should never do. Ice cream pizza is a horrible marriage between dairy products and a lactose nightmare waiting to happen. But Rhys thought hey, since he's feeling so ADVENTUROUS right now and unbelievably hungry to boot, he should be daring and try TWO THINGS he's always wanted to try but couldn't really eat ordinarily.
Then he came up with an idea only a stoner could have. WHAT IF...
Ice cream pizza
!!!!!
And so, with this in mind, he fumbles around in the kitchen with a halcyon giddiness and procures a pie pan. Seeing as he doesn't know how to make pizza in the first place, he grabs a bunch of pie crust fixings and mixes them all together in a bowl. So far so good. Since pie crust is hard to tame, it came out looking a little wonky and uneven and maybe a bit crumbly, but to him, it was perfect as an angel. He set it inside the pie tin and dove into the freezer for his "sauce". And pulled out a tub of ice cream.
Is he... dumping ice cream on top of a glob of dough? What does he think he's doing?]
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He was gonna make a pizza.
He was gonna make an ice cream pizza.
This is something someone who is lactose intolerant should never do. Ice cream pizza is a horrible marriage between dairy products and a lactose nightmare waiting to happen. But Rhys thought hey, since he's feeling so ADVENTUROUS right now and unbelievably hungry to boot, he should be daring and try TWO THINGS he's always wanted to try but couldn't really eat ordinarily.
Then he came up with an idea only a stoner could have. WHAT IF...
Ice
cream
pizza
!!!!!
And so, with this in mind, he fumbles around in the kitchen with a halcyon giddiness and procures a pie pan. Seeing as he doesn't know how to make pizza in the first place, he grabs a bunch of pie crust fixings and mixes them all together in a bowl. So far so good. Since pie crust is hard to tame, it came out looking a little wonky and uneven and maybe a bit crumbly, but to him, it was perfect as an angel. He set it inside the pie tin and dove into the freezer for his "sauce". And pulled out a tub of ice cream.
Is he... dumping ice cream on top of a glob of dough? What does he think he's doing?]