Young Master Rhys had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cat which wouldn't leave his home
He tried and he tried to shoo the cat away
He coughed and bleed on it until he collapsed where he lay

But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away

Poor Rhys let it give him those dirty ol' pops
All for thinking he could save the day like the cops
The cat said 'too bad', this is the price he had to pay
Where that sucker's mind is now, well I dare not say

But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away