Those springs... The way this man was treating them so lightly...

Oh, Shadow was very displeased. Why? Because the very same thing had happened to him. Did this kid find pleasure in other peoples' misery? Was that it? What a nasty little ingrate. Also, Shadow's totally not hypocritical at all.

He stood up in a flurry of water and steam, fur bristled and body, uh... somewhat curvy for a male. Henry might notice that with a sharp eye. If he did, did he care? No. If he was going to laugh at his body in its current state, it just gave him an excuse to sock him in the nads. That was always a fun time.

"Excuse me? This is no laughing matter. Do you even know what the springs are capable of?"