"I am not a masochist," he snarled, folding both arms in full over his fluff. If only the water weren't so choppy from the falls, or else Shadow's lashing tail would have been very noticeable. "I am attempting to calm down and failing. This has nothing to do with the springs, nor is it any of your business."

He wished the water was cold, though. Maybe it'd have been cold enough to cryogenically freeze him until this was all done and over with. That would have been ideal. Totally ace.

Yeah he hated everything.