"Hm." He honestly expected something a little more... Ridiculous. "That's it? You scolded a colleague and she assaulted you?" He paused and added, "No offense, but--" --NO, DON'T SAY IT. HE KNOWS HE WAS BEATEN BY A GIRL. "She did all this? Herself?"

Edgeworth was having a little trouble believing that Phoenix didn't even attempt to defend himself. ...And, well, he wasn't fully aware of how dangerous people could be around these parts.