Apple Kid is not made for hitting things. Apple Kid is made for smearing maple syrup all over things and also making inventions. Sweet, sweet, maple syrup covered inventions.

Apple Kid is looking at the sandbags. Apple Kid is looking at the baseball bat. Apple Kid is wishing Ness were here. Apple Kid is... well he's pulled out a wrench and some wires out of a pocket and is now taping a baseball bat to one of the sandbags.