There is a fat teenager made out of smells and jam stains, wearing black overalls and a red hat (or is that his hair???) sitting up front. There is a mouse sticking out of his front pocket.

The teenager who could probably stand to have a bath stands up. "My name is Apple Kid, Mr. Freeman, and I'm a genius inventor, so I signed up for the Lambda course. My mouse is also signed up for the Lambda course, as he is my assistant."

The mouse squeaks a cheery squeak of agreement.