"I sure as heck can try!"

This was fun, so much fun as a dream.

A Koopa passed him though, darn! He had to go around and-oh whoops.

Mac fumbled with the shell he had and it fell on the road. AND IT WAS HEADING TOWARD THE KOOPA KART. Oh no no no no no no!

AAAAAAAAAAH! "HEY DUDE LOOK OUT!!"

The Koopa looked and his eyes grew wide at the shell, he couldn't escape! Direct hit! He flew in the air.

Mac, who doesn't get how this works, slowed down. He felt so bad! Was he hurt? Please don't be, turtle guy!

"Dude, dude! Are you okay???"

Uh, he was clearly fine and he sped right passed him.

...He REALLY doesn't get it.