There was something that seemed... Distressing about letting a man like Ron work security. Like he was a disaster or a lawsuit waiting to happen. ...And with an unmatched swiftness, Fate took Edgeworth up on this offer and dumped a gorilla on the poor man.
Now, Miles Edgeworth had heard, seen, and explained away some pretty ridiculous things in his time. He had been kidnapped by a giant blue badger, unlocked magical invisible spirit locks with the power of a glowing rock, and stumbled upon dead bodies in his office/an airplane elevator/the trunk of his car/et cetera. But this... What... THIS...
"Wh-what on earth--!?" He hurried his way over to help because it was entirely likely to Edgeworth that the man he'd been trying to talk to had just been snapped in half like a twig. "...Are you alright?"
And so like a true gentleman he tried to help the two of them to their feet.
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Now, Miles Edgeworth had heard, seen, and explained away some pretty ridiculous things in his time. He had been kidnapped by a giant blue badger, unlocked magical invisible spirit locks with the power of a glowing rock, and stumbled upon dead bodies in his office/an airplane elevator/the trunk of his car/et cetera. But this... What... THIS...
"Wh-what on earth--!?" He hurried his way over to help because it was entirely likely to Edgeworth that the man he'd been trying to talk to had just been snapped in half like a twig. "...Are you alright?"
And so like a true gentleman he tried to help the two of them to their feet.