"Well, it's not really my fault you lot are so squishy and killable."

A+ tact, right there, robot overlord.

"I mean, anyone should know better than to run out in front of some turrets. Those thermal discouragement beams aren't even deadly, he would have been fine. Just a little burning, probably, but that's better than getting shot at. Tell you what, let's just do some more tests, and I'm sure you'll feel better in no time."