Byrne just wanted to get out of here. But clearly that wouldn't happen unless he played this thing's little game. Which of you would like to play my little game?
So he stepped into the chamber and evaluated the situation. Okay. So. From what he gathered, he needed to put a cube on a button. Maybe. So, he walked over to the button and stood on it. Nope, no door opening. Instead, a weird blue ray was shooting out of a thing on the floor.
What.
How doe
Byrne looked to the ceiling. There were cables hanging around that he could grapple onto, but... that wouldn't help him much. The door was still closed.
So, he walked around and looked at every place in the room, finally discovering another button behind a glass wall with a hole in it. The hole was too small for him to squeeze through, so he did the next best thing: he shot his sharp grapple at it, hoping to shatter the glass.
Nope, it didn't break. It didn't even crack. Okay, so he shot it again, making sure the sharp fingers were pointed out to penetrate the wall. Still nothing. He tried again. And again. It wasn't working, and he was getting extremely frustrated.
"Let me out of here, you fiend," he hissed, tired of putting up with these high-tech logic puzzles. Byrne was a smart man, but this place was so foreign and science-y that it was nigh impossible for him to comprehend. If he had the power, the ultimate power that he had so craved, had worked so hard for... Well, then he wouldn't even be in this situation. If he was, he would have been able to shatter that glass, to grab a piece of wall and throw it on the button.
But for now, he had to make do. He stormed over to the button right next to a precarious edge and pressed it, hoping it would do something to get him out of here. Well, it dispensed a cube. A cube that sat upon that platform high above the bottomless pit.
Byrne shot his grapple up to the edge of that platform, hoping he could grab onto it and climb up, but it wouldn't hold. The platform's surface was too slick for him to get a steady grip.
Now what? Was he supposed to use that stupid gun? He sneered and picked up the shining white device, staring between it and his grapple. Well, you know what? He had two hands. He was going to put the gun on his other hand so that he had two weapons. He wasn't going to give up the gauntlet.
He shot the gun at one of the white walls, and another, producing what looked to be a hole. He peered into the blue one he made, seeing that it led to what looked like a different part of the room. As he stepped in, though, he found that he was in the same room. Just a few feet over.
SO. It was time for his brain to process this logic.
Ding! Finally, the lightbulb appeared over his head and he realized that the gun created portals. Of course!
Eagerly, he quickly shot the gun above the platform, hoping to create a portal there, but... nothing happened. It wouldn't hold.
-----
After much time later and much experimenting, Byrne finally figued out that the portals only worked on those white surfaces. Okay. Sure. But how was that going to help him get the cube?
----
After a lot more time later, Byrne figured out that the weird blue tunnel of light functioned as a transportation. And that he could use that with the portals to bring the cube to him. So, voila, he did it. he brought the cube to himself, and shot a portal through the hole in the glass that guarded the button.
FINALLY. FINALLY HE DID IT. IT TOOK A LONG TIME BUT HE DID IT-- Wait. That button didn't open the door? WHAT THE HELL? All it did was spew some orange gel onto the floor.
Byrne wanted to find this AI and strangle him.
-----
Okay. Byrne figured out that the orange gel made you slide. He figured out how to use the light beam to carry the orange gel. He figured out how to move the cube to the other button to turn on the blue light tunnel.
So finally. FINALLY. He slid up the ramp, and...... into a bottomless pit. Shit. He forgot to add the blue light tunnel to carry him to another platform.
So, he fell. Down down down. He shot out his grapple, desperately hoping it would grab onto something, but it was too late. He was falling too quickly.
So this was it. His life was over. Ended because he woke up in some horribly high-tech test chamber. Because a malicious robot did this to him. He knew so little about robots, only knowing them in legend from the old Hyrule. But now he would die because of one.
So many thoughts. So many wishes. He should have apologized. To Zelda. To Anjean. To Nabooru. To everyone. He should have killed Ganondorf and saved her, despite her protests. He fell, wordlessly, without a scream, his last thoughts resting on those he had wronged. So many people. Hell would await him.
no subject
Which of you would like to play my little game?So he stepped into the chamber and evaluated the situation. Okay. So. From what he gathered, he needed to put a cube on a button. Maybe. So, he walked over to the button and stood on it. Nope, no door opening. Instead, a weird blue ray was shooting out of a thing on the floor.
What.
How doeByrne looked to the ceiling. There were cables hanging around that he could grapple onto, but... that wouldn't help him much. The door was still closed.
So, he walked around and looked at every place in the room, finally discovering another button behind a glass wall with a hole in it. The hole was too small for him to squeeze through, so he did the next best thing: he shot his sharp grapple at it, hoping to shatter the glass.
Nope, it didn't break. It didn't even crack. Okay, so he shot it again, making sure the sharp fingers were pointed out to penetrate the wall. Still nothing. He tried again. And again. It wasn't working, and he was getting extremely frustrated.
"Let me out of here, you fiend," he hissed, tired of putting up with these high-tech logic puzzles. Byrne was a smart man, but this place was so foreign and science-y that it was nigh impossible for him to comprehend. If he had the power, the ultimate power that he had so craved, had worked so hard for... Well, then he wouldn't even be in this situation. If he was, he would have been able to shatter that glass, to grab a piece of wall and throw it on the button.
But for now, he had to make do. He stormed over to the button right next to a precarious edge and pressed it, hoping it would do something to get him out of here. Well, it dispensed a cube. A cube that sat upon that platform high above the bottomless pit.
Byrne shot his grapple up to the edge of that platform, hoping he could grab onto it and climb up, but it wouldn't hold. The platform's surface was too slick for him to get a steady grip.
Now what? Was he supposed to use that stupid gun? He sneered and picked up the shining white device, staring between it and his grapple. Well, you know what? He had two hands. He was going to put the gun on his other hand so that he had two weapons. He wasn't going to give up the gauntlet.
He shot the gun at one of the white walls, and another, producing what looked to be a hole. He peered into the blue one he made, seeing that it led to what looked like a different part of the room. As he stepped in, though, he found that he was in the same room. Just a few feet over.
SO. It was time for his brain to process this logic.
Ding! Finally, the lightbulb appeared over his head and he realized that the gun created portals. Of course!
Eagerly, he quickly shot the gun above the platform, hoping to create a portal there, but... nothing happened. It wouldn't hold.
-----
After much time later and much experimenting, Byrne finally figued out that the portals only worked on those white surfaces. Okay. Sure. But how was that going to help him get the cube?
----
After a lot more time later, Byrne figured out that the weird blue tunnel of light functioned as a transportation. And that he could use that with the portals to bring the cube to him. So, voila, he did it. he brought the cube to himself, and shot a portal through the hole in the glass that guarded the button.
FINALLY. FINALLY HE DID IT. IT TOOK A LONG TIME BUT HE DID IT-- Wait. That button didn't open the door? WHAT THE HELL? All it did was spew some orange gel onto the floor.
Byrne wanted to find this AI and strangle him.
-----
Okay. Byrne figured out that the orange gel made you slide. He figured out how to use the light beam to carry the orange gel. He figured out how to move the cube to the other button to turn on the blue light tunnel.
So finally. FINALLY. He slid up the ramp, and...... into a bottomless pit. Shit. He forgot to add the blue light tunnel to carry him to another platform.
So, he fell. Down down down. He shot out his grapple, desperately hoping it would grab onto something, but it was too late. He was falling too quickly.
So this was it. His life was over. Ended because he woke up in some horribly high-tech test chamber. Because a malicious robot did this to him. He knew so little about robots, only knowing them in legend from the old Hyrule. But now he would die because of one.
So many thoughts. So many wishes. He should have apologized. To Zelda. To Anjean. To Nabooru. To everyone. He should have killed Ganondorf and saved her, despite her protests. He fell, wordlessly, without a scream, his last thoughts resting on those he had wronged. So many people. Hell would await him.