"It's a bunch of dirt, I need shit to grow in it, and shit ain't growin'. What the hell else do you need to know?" Char snapped. He might have bowed down to Vinnie, but tact still was definitely not something he was good at.

Still, getting snippy might have worked well for picking fights, but this was a situation where Char was in the unfortunate position of having to mind his manners. Char backed up a pace and tried again. "...How about I just show you?"