"Uhhm...I don't think it was Porky. I think it was the water. He pushed me in though." He said, a little petulance lacing his voice upon recalling the incident. DJ furrowed his brow as he tried to recall the succession of events.

"Lessee...uhm...me and Ollie found this path and there were lots of signs but we couldn't read them." Guess that should have been a clue... "Anyway, Porky was there and I didn't even recognize him!" He exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air. "Then he pushed us in."

He paused for a moment to remember the rest. "OH! And then Luigi came and we ran away with him, but he was boring so I escaped. Aaand. Here I am!"