You say sport, I say ABSOLUTE CERTAIN DEATH AT THE SLATHERING JAWS OF A BONE-CHILLING MURDERBEAST.
Oh, if only he had the sun spurring him on! Arceus, have mercy on his soul! To die so far from the forest's embrace was a heartbreaking idea! Who would have guessed that even the home of the gods themselves was plagued by beasts straight out of hell? He gave his best, churning up the earth with desperate, powerful bounds, but he was still weak from that whole "faceplant into a car" thing from earlier. Finally, he wheeled around, antlers lowered at his pursuer threateningly.
"Arceus, watch this child die with honor! Celebi, return my soul to the forest!" Saying his prayers? Yeeeppp.
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Oh, if only he had the sun spurring him on! Arceus, have mercy on his soul! To die so far from the forest's embrace was a heartbreaking idea! Who would have guessed that even the home of the gods themselves was plagued by beasts straight out of hell? He gave his best, churning up the earth with desperate, powerful bounds, but he was still weak from that whole "faceplant into a car" thing from earlier. Finally, he wheeled around, antlers lowered at his pursuer threateningly.
"Arceus, watch this child die with honor! Celebi, return my soul to the forest!" Saying his prayers? Yeeeppp.