Parakarry flailed in Bowser's grasp. This had to be a messed up joke. Bowser seriously wasn't kidnapping him in order for them to make a baby together, right?

"L-let go of me!" demanded the terrified mailman as he frantically thrashed in the koopa's claws. "Have you lost it? I can't even lay any eggs. I want Sable's child, not yours. Sable, help me!"