Jeff knew it was hazardous to be outside his dorm on Valentine's Day. But he was a boy - well, man now, kinda - on a mission. A mission that involved delivering anonymous chocolate boxes to science-enthusiast ladies. And blonde ladies and baseball-loving bros.

Luckily, the halls seemed to be all clear. So much so that Jeff completely let his guard down as he strolled down the halls, gently swinging a bag of confectioneries as he went. Surely nothing could go awry on this day.