http://icequeen-aran.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs 2011-12-19 09:06 am (UTC)

Damn it, Lash.

Samus' security was being pummeled left and right and forced her to drop everything just to prevent anything from breaking through. Samus REALLY WANTED THAT DATA and LASH WAS PREVENTING HER FROM GETTING IT.

In a bid for a very dirty distraction technique, Samus grabbed Lash's email from her records and started signing her up for the most inane weekly newsletters she could think of to flood her inbox.

Afro weekly, The Bees Knees, My life for Robots, Pink Dresses and Tea Time for Proper Little Girls, Bra coupons and more


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