Yeah, geese sure were smart all right. Smart for something with a brain the size of a pea! Wario laughed at this, mocking Goose's statement and... his own thought processes.

Wario wasn't too sure about the origins of his own name. Technically it meant "Evil Mario" in Japanese but that's a different story. It was very Italian, though, since he was born and grew up in Italy I think.

"Yeah, it's Italian for 'I am superior so you should give me all your money!' Wah ha ha ha!" Wario thought he was so funny, didn't he? Well he was clearly superior, and he deserved all the money.