"I dunno, but I always hear that geese are pretty damn smart," he remarked. Smarter than larks, at any rate, but that wasn't even something Wario would get. He wouldn't, right? Then again, Nester definitely got around. not in that way you fucks

Goose tried to brush down his hair a little with his fingers so it wouldn't jut out of the fort as much as it did. "What I wanna know is your name. Wario? What kinda name is that? Italian or something fancy?" He sure wasn't very fancy.