Wario cracked a grin at Goose's question. Here his entrepreneur instinct was kicking in, and he knew that A. not only would he beat Goose's sorry ass at this game, but B. he could spread the game's popularity and make more money! Hell, if Goose told his friends about the game, then more money would go into his pocket!

"WarioWare, my good man, is a game series designed by yours truly. It's a bunch of little minigames. Now, I know you're thinking, 'Oh gee, those minigames in Mario Party really sucked!' Well, this isn't Mario Party! Those minigames did suck. But these WarioWare minigames don't."

And there was his diatribe. Come on, Goose, what do you have to lose?