"Hey!" Wario protested, "Artwork takes time, you know."

Although Wario's castle could barely hold a candle to Goose's and probably still wouldn't in the end, he wanted to at least look like he was making an effort. Although it was tempting to stand up and stomp on Goose's castle, Wario refrained from doing that as well.

However, Wario started building much faster, sculpting the large cylinder in the middle to resemble some sort of inner chamber. It was hastily put-together, but with that and the walls, he could say he was fairly close to being done.

Shit. Goose's was way better.