Goose snorted. "This place is a fighting school, so... shit. Might as well teach some kids how to defend from the unexpected."

He leaned over and fiddled with the mic, probably winding up in some static-y noises to come out before he spoke again. "Besides, better you than Crazy Hand decidin', hey, y'know what? Let's sic orange ninjas with tangerine... spinny ninja stars at them."

Shuriken, Goose. Shuriken.