Wario did like the island. It was a nice place and he could easily see himself relaxing by the beach on a hammock with a pina colada served in a coconut shell.

"Yeah I like the island! I want to set up my summer home here!"

Well, if only Wario had a summer home. Or money to afford one. Truth be told, he probably did have plenty of money, but the thought of spending it would break him.

Wario took a seat next to Goose where he had motioned. "All right!" he shouted, "Let's get this thing started!"

And so, he began clumping up some sand.