"Well it ain't my fault that I don't got a pencil or a piece of paper on me so I can just write all of that up for you in like two minutes. I ain't a computer. And anyway, if you thought you could get a good workout done in, what, fifteen minutes I guess? You've been watchin' too many infomercials on TV about how doin' a workout for fifteen minutes a day will get you rock hard abs. I can tell you, that's a lie."
It's a lie, Jeff. And Max is still looking down at you balefully. "You got somethin' to write with?"
You're a douche, Jeffery Angel
"Well it ain't my fault that I don't got a pencil or a piece of paper on me so I can just write all of that up for you in like two minutes. I ain't a computer. And anyway, if you thought you could get a good workout done in, what, fifteen minutes I guess? You've been watchin' too many infomercials on TV about how doin' a workout for fifteen minutes a day will get you rock hard abs. I can tell you, that's a lie."
It's a lie, Jeff. And Max is still looking down at you balefully. "You got somethin' to write with?"