After a few days of being mysteriously and conveniently absent, Falcon returned from Aruba his very important Captain Falcon things and also a space adventure with Max on Sunday. These things were certainly very important and had absolutely nothing to do with his tan. It is a really obvious tan, and it is also very terrible, like he took a four-hour nap on a tropical island with his sunglasses on. Because he did.

At any rate, his infamously difficult final is rearing its ugly head, and therefore the magical office of magical physics is open all extra-like until the end of the school year. Whether Falcon is actually doing any work is kind of up for debate.

Surely you have questions.

Surely.