Goose couldn't help a bit of a laugh. Well, that certainly was an interesting reply. He was totally fine with this, though.

And then the guy blabbered some more about a couple more things, and... honestly, Goose was just excited for him to hurry up and get to the rings already. He finally did, however, and Goose eagerly took Surge's first.

"Hey, gimme."

The man stared at him amusingly, but said nothing about his jumpy behavior. "Please place this ring on Lieutenant Surge's finger and say-"

"'With this ring, I thee wed' or some shit?"

"... Yes, exactly."

"Oh. Heh. Right." Far from traditional indeed. Goose gently took his husband-to-be's hand and slowly slipped the ring onto his finger.

"With this ring, goddamn this is so corny- I thee wed."

So. Corny.