Personal space? What was that? That was not a phrase in Goose's dictionary. Sorry to break it to you, Zapdos.

"'Weird as fuck'? Awh, y'know, that hurts." Goose gave a mock frown, a hand on his chest for more ~dramatic, sarcastic effect~. "You broke my poor li'l ol' heart. Now what's a guy to do in life if his hair's weird?"