"I know," Uxie replied pleasantly. "That's why I'm sitting here." Heavens, she didn't really think a chair stacked this high with height-boosters would have been intended for anyone else, would she? Even so, he stood up on his little phone-book stack, exerting some telepathy to push her chair out for her. Object manipulation was altogether taxing when one was so much smaller than said objects, but that was no excuse to shirk on manners.

"It's a delight to meet you, Princess Wendy O. Koopa. My name is Uxie, being of knowledge, and I'll be your date for tonight."