How did Apple Kid get here? Who invited this guy? Why would anybody want to have a date with him? What's that smell? How does he already have ketchup stains on his shirt? Why is there a mouse looking up out of his pocket? Is that his hair or is that a hat? Is he eating a cookie? Did he get that cookie from here? Is that ketchup on the cookie? Why would he put ketchup on a cookie? Why is this?

((I am going on a ten-day hiatus... oh, tonight. So. Yeah. Derp. There you go. I'm very sorry.))