He was crazy. Crazy with fear and anger. The dark side was strong with this one. The blonde stubbornly grit his teeth, and slowly, but surely, he reached down and propped his chair back up, scooting it into place. He did not dare to take his eyes off the Gerudo King the entire time.

"I don't believe you." He hissed. Whether it was his fault they ended up together or not, one thing was clear: this was the man who had orchestrated these stupid dates, there'd be no way he'd let Raiden leave so easily. He felt as every bit as trapped and helpless as he did that time he was magically confined in his cock and balls office UNDER THREAT OF DEATH. And there was no Brock nearby to try and save him this time.

No seriously, what the hell was he wearing!?