"An ice planet probably," he replied, not really caring. "I just haven't fought dragons for a while. Did I tell you my dad used to force me to train with them? Because he did."

On cue, he took out his swords, but was a wee bit too drunk to notice he had brought out his pistols instead. It took him a few seconds to realize what he had done, as he swung them around in traditional sword-fighting poses.

"Well, looks like you're not the only idiot tonight." He let out a loud drunken-fueled laughter.