http://notstevejobs.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2009-09-29 10:38 pm

Our Purpose: Rescue The Lunchbear! Our Task: An Infiltration of Schools! Our Victory Chance: 500%!

Who: Apples Kid, Poops, Roberta, Knucklez, special guest stars Amaterasu-Omikami & Megamans
What: Our Brave Heroes In-vade the CAPCOM HIGH SCHOOLS to Rescue AN LUNCHEON BEAR
Where: Capcom High, Yashichi Hall (seriously I don't even know what this place is)
When: Sunday, the 27th of September, in the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand-and-Nine
Warnings: NC-4, as children under the age of four are highly unlikely to be able to read.



They rode on the back of the creature who through word and deed had willed a universe into being -- the brilliant llama-goddess that knew the words to the songs that stars sang between each other (for indeed she had taught them all how to sing, each and every one) was now ferrying the other three -- a youthful Asian boy in an austere gi, a rotund youth in overalls with a satchel on his back, and a red, furry creature with hair indescribable by man -- into the heavens.

And yet a second mind was at play here, offering up as he did his meager knowledge of the inner workings of thought, the lithe Asian boy who through strenuous mental exertions and physical training had honed the edge of his brain and body (though some might comment that he could use far more muscles) parted the fabric of the world before them. The shining llama of Good-Will sped across the sky, and in a twinkling disappeared.

It lasted an eternity, to the very ends of time.

Worlds streamed beneath and above them, and on their sides a hundred million stars danced, each one in perfect step, and singing in a glorious harmony too high and too holy for mortal ears to listen in -- but this was a benefit to them, for had they been able to hear with the ears of their hearts they should have died from joy, for such beauty is beyond mortals' comprehension and portion in life.

It lasted a moment, and was over almost before it had begun.

They had left one school and found themselves in another, a strange and curious place filled with students, surely, but also filled with secrets and adventures. The resplendent llama-goddess sank earthwards, towards the mysteriously named Yashichi Hall.

"Does anybody else really want a glass of juice? For some reason that made me want a glass of juice," said Apple Kid.


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