"Was it worth it, to snoop around my house all to die here? Was it to destroy all those replacable video tapes and learn something that has zero importance in your afterlife?" asked Porky, "You're such fools. And now, you just wasted all that energy, strapping those weak bombs onto my machine," Again, Porky should his head and just laughed at the heroes' efforts. At this point, he's confident that Snake and Samus have no way of beating him. His plans have already been set into motion and something like a few bombs or guns couldn't do him in. He noticed that both soldiers were aiming their weapons at him. "Ha, ha, ha! Let me answer your question, Snake. I'm sure at this point, Ness and his friends spilled the beans about about their adventure and such. Well, in the end, I had escaped into time and space. Unprotected from time travel, my body rapidly deteriorated and became older, however, something unexpected happened along the way. Surely, Professor Andonuts here would expect that my body simply would've aged too much, but my time has stopped. It has and forever will stop for me. I am blessed with an eternal life and there's nothing you can do to stop me, so just put those guns of yours away," Porky said, "This machine is also a trophy I collected from all those years passed. This machine was built to contain a great, evil power from being released and control it. I, however, will use it differently. I will use it to, once again, create the same evil power and spread it all across the world. Everyone will be under my control and I will start with your school. Once this is so, I will change history to my liking and create a utopia where everyone is truly happy, especially me. My plans must go through in order for this to work... So don't interrupt me. I am the true hero of this story, because in the end, everyone will live blissfully in the happiness I share,"
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