EPIC SCHOOL PLAY

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Okay, here's the deal LADIES. Last time, there was only TWO PEOPLE who auditioned in our play. YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH Of LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING THAT WOULDN'T KNOW EFFORT IF IT BIT YOU IN THE ASS. This makes me think that while this school has more fairies than my own immediate family, everyone is afraid of PRETENDING to be one in a play.

Therefore, we have picked a brand new play to  plagiarize that might be more up to everyone's sense of humor. See...Don't anyone say WALUIGI ISN'T A FAIR GUY.

IF YOU WANT TO PASS YOUR DRAMA CLASS, YOU MUST AT LEAST AUDITION FOR THIS PLAY.  
As pathetically an effort as you might make cause you suck.

We will be conducting auditions every night for an entire week, so if you miss it, I hope you have HEALTH INSURANCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. DON'T MAKE ME SEND THE PARRANA MAFIA AFTER YOU.

I will be bothering you next drama class about this so you don't forget cause I know half of you will.

YOU CAN PLAY ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS OR DO SOME BACK WORK OR SOUND STUFF I DON'T CARE AS LONG AS YOU DO SOMETHING.

SIGN YOUR NAME UNDER THE DOTTED LINE BELOW
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(OOC - Hopefully this play audition will go better than the other one. But seriously, Quest  for the Holy Grail as a play, everyone wants to join. I shall be linking to a j!tegakir ONCE I FIGURE IT OUT .__.

TEACHERS CAN APPLY FOR SOUND BACKSTAGE STUFF. ONLY STUDENTS CAN APPLY AS THE CAST.)