Demolitions #1

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Characters: Mr. Dolack and his students
What: DEMOLITION CLASS #1
Where: Outside somewhere
When: Friday, May 08 ((Backdated because Parcel's a derp.))
Rating: PG

*The class is set up outside, with some dummies on sticks as targets, a few crates of *fun looking things*, and a few sets of bleachers for people to sit on. Mr. Dolack stands at attention in front of the seats. When everyone's there, he begins to speak.*

Greetings students, and welcome to Demolitions 101! I am your teacher, Mr. Dolack, and that is what you may call me. Now, before we begin todays lesson, I want everyone to pass the essays I asked for down the row to the right. When the person at the end has them all, I want you to pass them down. Thank you.

Now, I'm assuming that most of you know something about the subject, as I am not the first person to teach this class here. so for today, I want to get a feel for what you know about safe expolsive handling. I'm certain you know how dangerous explosives can be.

*He pulls out a small black trigger attached to a wire.*

To demonstrate, I have rigged the bleachers with a thousand pounds of trinitrotoluene, far more commonly known as TNT. When I press this trigger, the structure you now sit on will go up in flames. Goodbye.

*Presses trigger...

...

...And nothing happens. Dolack gives the biggest and smuggest smirk you'll ever see.*

I was, of course, joking. Explosives, however, never joke. Now if we can stop fooling around, there are a collection of firecrackers in the crates. You're task is to do as much damage as you can to those dummies, and I will be watching to see how you handle them. If you don't know what you're doing I suggest you wait for me, as you run the risk of losing a finger or two. Now get to it!