*Sonic just appears in his class and is already standing there ready to report.*



This just in, ladies and gentlemen! *presses his left hand to his ear* We have very important news about this election! Yes...it seems that the polls all agree...that Eggy's butt is in fact, larger than the moon!

As we see here;

Eggman's Butt = 90%
The Moon = 10%

More news from the headquarters as the hour goes on, folks!