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Entry tags:
- !class log,
- andy (advance wars),
- doopliss (mario),
- fang (sonic the hedgehog),
- ganondorf dragmire (zelda),
- general guy (mario),
- knuckles (sonic the hedgehog),
- kumatora (mother),
- lash (advance wars),
- lucas (mother),
- max (advance wars),
- nyx/gengar (pokemon),
- ocelot (metal gear),
- parakarry (mario),
- tubba blubba (mario)
Combat Siutations Class 5: Ocelot's Revenge
((Open until the weekend.))
Ocelot walks into the room with an unusually smug look on his face. He is twirling his gun again, and is in his usual western outfit he just got back from the cleaners.
Alright class. Now, thus far we have only fought inanimate objects and easy opponents, but today, I am going to see what you all do in an impossible situation.
Now this here is my good friend Obesus the Goron. His extremly tough skin and shell makes him immune to most weaponry, and his massive girth makes him the champion sumo wrestler of death mountain. To this point, there have only been two known people to ever defeat any Goron in Sumo wresling, so good luck!
*sits back and tries his hardest not to laugh.*
((Mun note: Anyone who weighs less than 5 tons cannot win, which means all of you. Sorry if that's god-moddish, but this is supposed to be Ocelot laughing at your suffering and seeing what you do in an impossible situation. Also, he's just rolling around bowling over everything in his path, so I'm not gonna bother NPCing this thing.))
Ocelot walks into the room with an unusually smug look on his face. He is twirling his gun again, and is in his usual western outfit he just got back from the cleaners.
Alright class. Now, thus far we have only fought inanimate objects and easy opponents, but today, I am going to see what you all do in an impossible situation.
Now this here is my good friend Obesus the Goron. His extremly tough skin and shell makes him immune to most weaponry, and his massive girth makes him the champion sumo wrestler of death mountain. To this point, there have only been two known people to ever defeat any Goron in Sumo wresling, so good luck!
*sits back and tries his hardest not to laugh.*
((Mun note: Anyone who weighs less than 5 tons cannot win, which means all of you. Sorry if that's god-moddish, but this is supposed to be Ocelot laughing at your suffering and seeing what you do in an impossible situation. Also, he's just rolling around bowling over everything in his path, so I'm not gonna bother NPCing this thing.))