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smash_logs2015-02-21 11:05 pm
inspirethefire) wrote in smash_logs2015-02-21 11:05 pm
Vigilante Vandalism
Who: Enemies and Allies to the Egg Regime
What: LET'S WRECK EGGMAN'S SHIT
Where: The Egg Carrier
When: Late at night Feb. 21/ early morning Feb. 22
Warnings: Robot violence--towards and by
Doctor Ivo Robotnik was not a popular man, in spite of his power. His methods were cruel, his intent foul, and his attitude repulsive. There were any number of reasons, personal or moral, to find objection against the megalomaniac. By the look of those assembled, many people had. One could take reassurance, then, that they were making the right choice: this was something a lot of people had been waiting to do, and only needed the right opportunity to act.
Hajime, at least, decided to take it as encouragement, rather than aggravation over far too many people for this to be a proper stealth mission. Someone else was likely more qualified to lead on this: he didn't know Eggman's robots, weaponry, ship layout, or overall methods as well as other people gathered, he was still a novice at fighting, and... well, he'd screwed up a rebellion before, anyway. Still, he could be glad he at least got things moving.
He'd laid out the plans as well as he could, for everyone to see. It was an incomplete map of the Egg Carrier, even with some insider knowledge from others, but it was the best they had.
"The ship will be passing nearby soon. Unfortunately, getting up there is going to take the most work. We're going to have to be careful and help each other out if we're getting up there. I managed to find some supplies, but they won't work for everyone." Rummaging through the lost and found got him a couple Bunny Hoods and Rocket Belts, but even those probably wouldn't be enough on their own. In all honesty, their biggest problem right now was figuring out how to get up there.
"These are the possible entrances. This one's the release hatch for his robots--the most heavily guarded, and dangerous, but the one that's likely closest to his conversion chambers and work." His teeth ground together. "Confrontation with his forces will be inevitable whichever way you go, so prepare yourselves; this is a mission with the intent to free as many of his victims as possible, and cripple his chances to do the same to others. If you're not already aware... Eggman's victims are held captive within his drones, as living batteries.
"Naturally, just as getting up will be difficult, an escape route may be even more troublesome up in the air. Don't get reckless--we're not here to fight. Dismantle, free, and retreat. That's our order of business."
Hajime paused, taking a deep breath. "Eggman... the things he can do if we fail are unimaginable. I... I didn't bring enough radios for everyone to keep in contact." In case you forgot he's still a teenager, yes, he brought walkie talkies. "So... so stay safe. Please. I'm counting on all of you."
Go team.
[[Tag around under the different categories; make top levels, separate into groups. Don't stick to tagging order too much, and break away or threadjack where appropriate! Things are sure to get chaotic before long, so don't feel married to one goal per character.
For reference of the Egg Carrier and layout, Jeff has gathered many resources for you. Eggman's robots will largely be player controlled, so go nuts and kick some robot ass!]]
What: LET'S WRECK EGGMAN'S SHIT
Where: The Egg Carrier
When: Late at night Feb. 21/ early morning Feb. 22
Warnings: Robot violence--towards and by
Doctor Ivo Robotnik was not a popular man, in spite of his power. His methods were cruel, his intent foul, and his attitude repulsive. There were any number of reasons, personal or moral, to find objection against the megalomaniac. By the look of those assembled, many people had. One could take reassurance, then, that they were making the right choice: this was something a lot of people had been waiting to do, and only needed the right opportunity to act.
Hajime, at least, decided to take it as encouragement, rather than aggravation over far too many people for this to be a proper stealth mission. Someone else was likely more qualified to lead on this: he didn't know Eggman's robots, weaponry, ship layout, or overall methods as well as other people gathered, he was still a novice at fighting, and... well, he'd screwed up a rebellion before, anyway. Still, he could be glad he at least got things moving.
He'd laid out the plans as well as he could, for everyone to see. It was an incomplete map of the Egg Carrier, even with some insider knowledge from others, but it was the best they had.
"The ship will be passing nearby soon. Unfortunately, getting up there is going to take the most work. We're going to have to be careful and help each other out if we're getting up there. I managed to find some supplies, but they won't work for everyone." Rummaging through the lost and found got him a couple Bunny Hoods and Rocket Belts, but even those probably wouldn't be enough on their own. In all honesty, their biggest problem right now was figuring out how to get up there.
"These are the possible entrances. This one's the release hatch for his robots--the most heavily guarded, and dangerous, but the one that's likely closest to his conversion chambers and work." His teeth ground together. "Confrontation with his forces will be inevitable whichever way you go, so prepare yourselves; this is a mission with the intent to free as many of his victims as possible, and cripple his chances to do the same to others. If you're not already aware... Eggman's victims are held captive within his drones, as living batteries.
"Naturally, just as getting up will be difficult, an escape route may be even more troublesome up in the air. Don't get reckless--we're not here to fight. Dismantle, free, and retreat. That's our order of business."
Hajime paused, taking a deep breath. "Eggman... the things he can do if we fail are unimaginable. I... I didn't bring enough radios for everyone to keep in contact." In case you forgot he's still a teenager, yes, he brought walkie talkies. "So... so stay safe. Please. I'm counting on all of you."
Go team.
[[Tag around under the different categories; make top levels, separate into groups. Don't stick to tagging order too much, and break away or threadjack where appropriate! Things are sure to get chaotic before long, so don't feel married to one goal per character.
For reference of the Egg Carrier and layout, Jeff has gathered many resources for you. Eggman's robots will largely be player controlled, so go nuts and kick some robot ass!]]
Evil Beauty Sleep
In bed. Asleep. Even an evil genius needed some rest to ensure he'd be at maximum crankiness the next morning. So naturally something had to wake him up, something had to disturb him and get him to rub his eyes angrily. "This had better be good," he mumbled, slapping the panel of a monitor near his bed.
"...WHAT!?" he shouted angrily, as reports started to fly in. Sabotage. Invaders. THAT GODDAMN HEDGEHOG AND HIS STUPID FUZZY FRIENDS. "HOW DID THEY-- HOW DARE THEY--" he started to sputter angrily.
Throwing back his sheets, he got out of bed
in his trapdoor pajamasand stormed towards a panel of computers. He started punching up security feeds angrily. His troops were being decimated by a coordinated attack. Whoever was behind this--SONIC OBVIOUSLY--was prepared. Well, if the hedgehog wanted to call in his buddies, so would he.He opened up a communications channel. "BOWSER! Pick up!" he shouted into his microphone. Hopefully the turtle would be awake.
Re: Evil Beauty Sleep
But there was someone to answer your call.
A voice, dripping with phlegm and sounding like what the screaming of rabbits would sound like if they formed words, responded to Eggdude's cordial greeting. "His Chubbiness is down for the evening." Each syllable was akin to several crates worth of Lee Press On Nails being dragged across a chalkboard at once. "Can I take a message?"
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The thought is vomit-enducing, like ipecac, but better.
"But I'll go find His Chunkiness. He won't be happy to be woken up at this late hour, my hair all in curlers, and my face mask put on. It's all for vanity's sake, you know." My god, she can't stop talking with that sandpaper-to-the-balls voice. "A woman has to look her loveliest" for Kammy, this was probably at some point during the Cretaceous Period, "you know."
She sets the phone down. There's a couple of minutes of silence on your end. Are you having fun, waiting for a bundle of cobwebs in the shape of a living creature to accost her boss awake with her 'baby seal being clubbed to death by a singing fish wall trophy' voice?
Eventually, a voice comes back onto the line. "WHAT. WHAT IS IT. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, CALLING ME AT THIS HOUR AND FORCING ME TO WAKE UP TO KAMMY HOVERING INCHES FROM MY FACE, STARING INTO THOSE DEAD, RHEUMATIC EYES SITTING IN THAT COTTAGE-CHEESE FACE OF HERS?"
Oh goody, it's Bowser.
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"And if that's not enough, I'll build you some mechanical troopas or something," Eggman suggested with a wave of his hand.
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"Throw in the troopas and you've got a deal."
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