Six Seconds To Fame! Six Seconds To Pain! Three Men With No Sense! Stupid Videos Commence!

[flamejock]

Who: Jock, Jolt, & Mondo
What: Make a series of 6-second long videos and post them to the internet
Where: All over campus and town
When: Jan. 2014
Warnings: Idiots being idiots. Mondo being Mondo.

The following log is a list of six-second long videos posted to the six-second-long video website that everyone uses, Pitfall! These videos are all made by Mondo, Jolt and Jock and probably uploaded by Jolt because Mondo and Jock aren't smart enough to upload them successfully.

You are encouraged to have your character react to viewing any one of these terribly-described, one-sentence long descriptions of a video.

Comments

[flamejock]

A six-second long video in which human Jock jumps over 9 trash cans and sort of trips over the last one but makes it in the end.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

A six-second long video that takes place in the locker room with everyone half-naked, wherein Jolt approaches Mondo, whips him with a towel, but then Mondo whips around to grab that towel mid-whip, whips it out from his grasp, and whips around to whip Jock on the unsuspecting ass.

[throughthefireandflames]

[star_punched]

But this happened after boxing practice all the time.

[rivalthunderbolts]

A six-second long video in which Jolt uses his own body to make tesla coil music.

[cplusplus]

That's so cool!

[rivalthunderbolts]

I know, right? Kinda tingles too.

[throughthefireandflames]

You can make music?

[rivalthunderbolts]

Apparently I can!

[throughthefireandflames]

That's a pretty creative way to use your skills!

[She's impressed, aww yes.]

[rivalthunderbolts]

Why thank you! I'm always trying to find new cool things I can do!

[flamejock]

A six-second long video in which Jolt holds out a thing of Jiffy Pop then the video cuts to Jock as he flamethrowers it into beautiful popcorn, then the video cuts to Mondo as he eats some popcorn with a Victory sign.

[flamedog]

A six-second long video of Mondo riding on a giant tigerdoge, then skidding to a stop in front of Itchymarbles (who yells something about not riding giant tigerdoges in the hallways) and then Mondo looks down at Itchymarbles through his sunglasses, then dramatically removes them to reveal another, smaller pair of sunglasses beneath them, "Yo."

[forgetbeam]

Not shown: sunglasses being unable to deflect detention slips.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

A six-second long video of Mondo eating an entire bowl of hot steaming noodles in a little under six seconds.

[flamedog]

A six-second long video of a tigerdog having a dozen cups of ramen noodles dumped into his giant mouth.

[rivalthunderbolts]

A six-second long video of Jolt powering three light bulbs, one in his mouth and one in each hand.