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HALLOWEENIES '13 PART DEUX

Who: YOU! SPOOKY GHOSTS! YOU AND SPOOKY GHOSTS
What: The
When: Midnight, October 31st to midnight, November 2nd.
Where: The Fairgrounds
Warnings: 2 spooky

As the school's clocktower strikes midnight on Halloween, the carnival's true purpose is made known. Ethereal fog shrouds the fairgrounds and the ground shakes as the portal opens, allowing spirits from other worlds to walk among the living.

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Well, dang. They don't seem malevolent, however. Maybe all you can do is make the best of it.

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[On October 31, letters started to appear at the doors of all of the Hope's Peak students. They all said the same thing:

"I'm trapped in the Funhouse at the carnival! Please, I need help!"

And they were all signed by the same person: Makoto Naegi.]

[If there's one thing a Hope's Peak student just can't resist, it is a MYSTERIOUS NOTE. It's especially hard when it's an obvious distress call signed by a familiar name.

And so the second Kiyotaka receives the note, it's off to the carnival at once, with perhaps only the briefest of pauses to share the note with his roommate.

He arrives at the entrance, note clutched tightly in his hand...]

::Hagakure comes running up, his coat all flying behind him and crazy-like::

NAEGS! I'M COMING!

::Suddenly he sees Kittytaco. And he stops dead in his tracks. And looks horribly nervous::

Uh.

[Here comes Aoi, note in hand. Perhaps if the assembled group were in possession of Super High School Level Brains, or Super High School Level Common Sense, they might have realized that there was something kind of strange about all this.

Alas.]

You guys got notes too?

[Alas, there was one more to add to the party of Can't Resist Mysterious Notes and Lack Common Sense.]

Yeah, and this time it wasn't stuffed in my pants.

[and Lack Tact while we're at it.]

[GROSS MAN.]

If Naegi came back, he shoulda said somethin' first...

[I'm sorry I couldn't bring any brains to this assembly...]

::Hagakure looks anxiously from Kringletower to Yama to Wada and back again::

::Not good, not good, not good, not good, not good, not good::

::From one of his several pockets, he pulls out a handfull of salt and tosses it at Kewpietable::

Demons outside, good luck inside!

::He then pulls out from underneath his jacket a large wooden stick covered in strips of paper and waves it left and right in front of Yama and Wada::

[Aoi ROLLS HER EYES SO HARD it's practically audible.]

Hagakure, they're not ghosts!

[Because there is, in fact, a difference between "supposed to be dead" and "a ghost".]

Definitely not a ghost-type.

[He's not crying or anything there's just A LOT OF SALT IN HIS EYE.]

Are-- are you trying to perform a cleansing?! I told you, we are alive! Let's keep it that way!!

[Seriously ow... rapidly blinking one watering eye while looking over the group (considerably more uncomfortable looking in Yamada's direction than anyone else for some reason) while he tries to make a plan, here.]

No more wasting time! This is a rescue mission!

[It's such a tiny little setup, though... is Naegi seriously in there? WELL THE NOTES SEEMED LEGIT, SO.]

Hey, quit wavin' that in my face, asshole! [He grabs his stupid stick and yanks it out of his hands.] Whaddya think I am, some kind of ogre?

[Oh... Mondo, dude, your belt just came mysteriously undone. Your belt, you know, the one with the oni-shaped buckle.]

::Hagakure stares at Mondo and at Indieturnip and then at Yamada and then back to Mondo again.::

You're alive! You're all alive! Taka and Yama and Wada! You're not ghosts! And your pants are falling off, dude!

::pointing to Mondo's tiger-striped boxer-briefs::

[Aoi does the ladylike thing and covers her eyes.]

[this is the worst ensemble, naegi would be boned if he were really in there]

Brother!! This is not the time for a pee break! Especially not in front of a woman!!

[THAT'S WHY HIS PANTS ARE DOWN RIGHT]

Edited 2013-10-31 23:54 (UTC)

[It was really hard to see. Carnival booth operators were really persuasive and he had found himself playing a game of ring toss against his will, but that had ended with him walking around with a giant stuffed toy that was way too large for him to carry. He had wanted to just leave it there, but knew that at least other booth operators wouldn't try to rope him in again.

Process was slow. He bumped into people quite a lot. In fact not being able to see far ahead of him, he slammed right into Aoi, pushing her right into everyone else. Too bad no one could see who he was.]

!!

[Oh no he had definitely bumped into someone!]

I'm sorry! This thing is too big and---

[But in doing so, he moved the giant bear so far its hands whipped and smacked Mondo right in the face.]

Edited 2013-11-01 00:53 (UTC)

Nngah!

[Mondo, who was just entering the process of get-really-embarrassed-and-yell-a-lot, got hit upside the head with a stuffed toy. He stumbled backwards a bit, but seeing as his pants were sliding down his legs, could not properly balance himself, and as such, he landed flat on his striped ass.

He is too flustered and angry to be rational anymore. So he stands back up and just

punches

the bear. On reflex. Hard enough to sent it (and Naegi?!) flying. Because that's what you do when a stuffed bear punches you.]

SO IT WAS YOU! WE AIN'T FALLIN' FOR YOUR CRAP THIS TIME! WHERE'D YA PUT NAEGI, YOU FUZZY BASTARD?!

[It does, indeed, send him flying. Flying right on top of Yamada where the other man's fat may save him from certain doom?!]

Edited 2013-11-01 02:02 (UTC)

[~~Naegi bounced off Yamada's belly and went flying into the stratosphere, never to be seen again.~~ BOING! Indeed, Yamada can be good for something and soften Naegi's doom-blow he does.

He literally squeaks as they both collapse to the ground, not unlike a bewildered high-pitched animal screech, legs flailing in the air.]

Edited 2013-11-01 06:12 (UTC)

[Aoi is next to shriek, partly in surprise at the collision, partly because she recognizes the boy squashed underneath otaku and giant bear.]

Naegi!!

::Hagakure stares at the people pile::

NAEGS?!?

[WHAT IS EVEN-]

What?! Naegi?!

[Okay, he's kind of wisened up to the fact that things might not go 100% according to plan with these particular people but things are just going so completely in the opposite direction and becoming a big clusterfuck SO FAST he needs a second to recover here.]

You're... out here...

...Al... Alright!!

[you know what, this works out in everyone's favour, he is going to just go with it]

I declare the mission a success! Good work, everyone!!

[Well if you mean legs failing in the air and covered by a giant panda bear, then yes a success. If you mean actually understand what was going on?

Those voices...]

...Everyone...?

[He's hallucinating. OKay he was SHSL Hope, but to the point of hearing friends back from the dead? Maybe that giant toy is distoring enough to making him hear things.]

Edited 2013-11-01 17:43 (UTC)

Wait!

[Here she goes, she's gonna ruin it.]

If Naegi's out here, then who wrote these notes? Naegi, did you write these notes?

[She's waving the notes in your ghosty face, Naegi.]

[If only he could see these and not be covered by a giant bear.]

Aoi? ... is that you?

Dear Murderchildren...

They all need to meet outside the funhouse, I am telling you

I'm trying

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Good job at using the Setsubun phrase, Hagakure

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sorry if I am posting out of line, but there was no way I was not going to...

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1/2

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these are the best puppy eyes I could find

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