"Oh no is right! What should we do if Mr. Clip Art is lying down and not up? It's scary, I know." He begins to look worried. "Oh dear. Maybe I should have made this slide less graphic..."

He glances around the room fretfully, hoping no one is upset by the gruesome images of the same person copied twice splayed out before them.

"But maybe this is the type of preparation you need... When a person is unconscious, you need to conquer your fear!" He thrust a determined fist into the air, inspiration sparkling in his bloodshot eyes. "You will save their lives."

Forgetting that he had more to say on the matter of delivering rescue breaths, he continues on to the next slide.