"I have never been on one, either... no! We still don't have to be! After all, if we were both signed up for this without our knowledge, there's not way that counts! Isn't that right!?"

Who would even do such a thing? Someone in his position could never do something like dating. And Noel... Well, if she'd never been on a date either, then she was obviously a good woman too.

"So... This is probably some kind of terrible prank, right?"