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15th-Dec-2015 11:48 am - KISSLETOES...? It happens Every Year.
Who: Everyone.
What: Tiny poisonous berry plants gently encourage you to make out.
Where: All over the school grounds.
When: However long the world is left in One Piece.
Warnings: You know yourselves. You Know. (Please place NSFW warnings in the subject line of any tag which leads into super risqué territory THANKS GUYS!)

Hope you brought your chap-stick. )
mansionstaff: (Love Desu Hand)
8th-Aug-2015 11:45 am - Feelin' Hot Hot Hot
Who: Blaze, Sonic, Max, and Anyone Who Wants To join In
What: Investigating the volcano for anything weird
Where: The volcano
When: August 8
Warnings: M for MAGMA

Blaze had wanted to return to her own world for the summer holiday, but it seemed that wouldn't be happening... Not with all the strange things happening in FDC. Strange earthquakes, rising water levels, monster attacks... Something was definitely up. She had a duty to investigate, to do what she could to help. The notion of checking out the volcano again made sense; seismic activity could be linked to volcanic activity, she she had been there before. She knew the way. And of course, naturally there were others who wanted to join in the search.

She waited outside the volcano, looking up at the looming peak, waiting for the others to arrive. Something did feel ominous this time, not like it felt last time at all...

vela_nova: (What's going on over there?)
Who: Max and Vinnie
What: Go shopping for tuxes for the prom log
Where: Jos. A. Bara Menswear
When: A week before prom but I was on hiatus so this wasn't posted until now BACKDATED
Warnings: It's me and Toni. That's probably something.

And so, gentle reader, Maximilian Justice Powers and Vincent "Vinnie" VonVinesaur found themselves at the only place in town that could rent Max a tux. It was the sort of men's store that took three measurements for a suit coat. Chest, Arm length, and Bicep breadth.

It was a store that Vinnie could shop at as well, because Max had spent the last four years in turning him into a self-aware version of himself, one which realized what he had become but knew no possible way out of the life that he currently lead, resigning himself to regular weight room visits, the drinking of vegan protein shakes, and the tracking of his PRs.

There they were. In the store. Looking at suits. Being themselves.

"So you, uh, takin' Bulba, yeah?" Max asked. So good at casual small talk.
tank_rockarms: (Bad Dude)
Who: Max, an assortment of terrible people
What: Max is making internet videos about how to lift weights with special guests.
Where: The weight room.
When: Afternoons, April 13th - 24th
Warnings: Bro culture.

Max, to show up Flak, who has his own Mewtube workout videos, is going to make a series of EVEN BETTER workout videos and his are going to have MATCHING TANK TOPS and SPECIAL GUESTS and MORE BICEPS. Welcome to Max's Bootcamp. Welcome to a world of bro culture. Welcome to life.
More terrible below )
tank_rockarms: It's Jay Cutler's Chest (Bare Chest)
Who: YOU
When: December 14th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

I'm hoping that I don't get caught under the mistletoe )
mansionstaff: (Default)
Who: Max, Char
What: Max and Char punch each other into frandship
When: Afternoon, Tues. Oct. 28th
Warnings: Vulgarity and Panching.

Max was in the stadium to get a few pieces of equipment for class. Class is more fun when there's a giant man with blue hair yelling at students to block the Mr. Saturns that they're tossing at each other.

It was odd, keeping Mr. Saturns around to throw at each other, but life has its little idiosyncrasies.

And so, Max was rooting around, looking for spare giant-nosed, oddly speaking, bewhiskered creatures.

What he wasn't looking for, dear reader... was a challenge.
tank_rockarms: I drew this (Manliest Tears)
12th-Oct-2014 03:53 pm - she drives me crazy
Who: YOU
What: Autoshap
When: Same Autoshop Time
Where: Same Autoshop Place
Warnings: Same Autoshop Channel also Falcon is probably going to pull a gun at some point during this class.

ooh ooh )
raced_god: (eliminate eliminate eliminate)
Who: Max and Y O U. And also Jock if anybody wants Jock instead.
What: Gettin' hyooge.
Where: The weight room.
When: Weekdays, Sept. 21st - Oct. 8th
Warnings: Bara.

Max is in the weight room Mondays through Fridays in the morning, in the early afternoon, and then again in the evening. So, you can meet him here at almost any time.

The weight room is full of many heavy things that can be moved a short distance, then placed back, then moved again, then placed back, then moved again, and so on and so forth. If you need any help figuring this process out, Max is here for you. If you need help with putting together a workout plan, Max is here for you. If you want to talk about manly things, Max is here for you. If you want to look at yourself in the mirror for an hour as you carefully look at how impressive your arms look as you repeatedly move a heavy thing in a short arc, Max is here for you. If you're on the footsballs team and you have to lift because Max told you you had to, Max is here for you. If you want to look more like a box, Max is here for you. Just put your GD weights away when you're done using them.

And since I also play Jock and Jock likes to work out, he's in here frequently enough you can meet him in here, too.
tank_rockarms: I drew this (Massive Pecs)
26th-Jul-2014 08:33 pm - Dorm Log
Who: All of Smash.
What: Dorm log! Summertime special.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus.
When: Approximately the latter half of July to the earliest of Augusts (25th - 15th)

We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Just add a thread with the room number (and date/time, if it matters) and the characters that reside there (just for reference!). You do not have to use one character's thread as a dual-purpose for both characters if you do not want to. Doesn't have to be a dorm room, either, if you have something else in mind.

And don't forget: things are getting pretty freaky! Shadow bugs are still rife around the school and city, causing all kinds of trouble, but most significantly capable of cloning people and even objects. For the remainder of July, the dimensional lines are a little blurred and causing alternate universe versions of characters to show up. But something ever curiouser has started to show up on campus... Bubbles?

Subspace bubbles? They look kinda like the ones dotting the sky... Dare ye enter?

If you do, you'll find that it... just ends up being a portal to another part of the school. Sometimes they may lead you into some part of town. Weird! Hopefully it doesn't lead you anywhere embarrassing, like in the middle of a stage play or in the bathroom of the opposite sex. That's mortifying.

And now, for your events! )

For reference, here are the rooming arrangements.
Who: Max, Captain Falcon, you?????
What: Hanging posters. Maybe some other stuff. Maybe whatever you want.
When: Week of April 21st.
Where: Around campus and also the locker rooms I guess.
Warnings: Swolitude. Tiny towels. Man talk.

chris titled the log of course )
raced_god: (what are you people even)
Who: Max and the Students of his Smash Fundamentals Class
What: Home Run Contest
Where: Outside in the Football Stadium
When: Class Time
Warnings: Baseball bats

Max had set up the Football Stadium out-of-doors so that there was a funny little platform at one end. There was also a baseball bat, and a sandbag. One of those sandbags with eyes that was sort of creepy because it was watching you as you beat it up.

But at any rate, his Smash Fundamentals class was here, and they were going to have a class, and it was going to be great. G-R-E-A-T great.
Hitting Things: The Log )
tank_rockarms: (Fatty)
12th-Feb-2014 11:03 pm - Armed Weaponry - SHOOT THE TARGETS!
Who: Samus and YOUUUU
What: holy balls Armed Weaponry class
Where: Room 214 / Stadium in Shoot The Targets mode
When: Tuesday, February 11th
Warnings: S for Samus

[MUCH LIKE ANY OF HER OTHER CLASSES, Samus has totally been teaching hers in spirit the whole time and not just once a year as my abysmal log posting activity shows. If that. That said, welcome to Armed Weaponry... or at least the note on room 214 is telling you that:

Students of Armed Weaponry class please meet in the stadium today.

PS- tardiness due to previously unforeseen weather events including and not limited to leftover edible snow will not be excused.

Student uprisings and Fighting For Your Rights may be slightly more forgivable depending on when that happens. BUT! For intents and purposes... yeah man, that snow has got to be all kinds of gross and brown by now. No amount of adorable seasonal garland-y pink-hearted Valentine's Day decor strung from the ceilings will cover that up (sorry Zelda). So Armed Weaponry will be reconvening to the large stadium with the dome roof tightly sealed. No sticky situations will be had here in their fighting fortress. Today's fight will be against these suckers placed strategically throughout a large floating arrangement of slippery icy blocks.]

Today we'll be running through Target Smash obstacle course four. Take note of the icy surface and the hazards it can present.

Ice and cold are not exactly my favorite things in the world, but... [TIME TO DEMONSTRATE! Bundled up in little more than jeans and a flexible blue jacket, Samus leaps up to the rightmost lower section of pillared platforms and uses her momentum to slide down the slope. The target is taken out with a single pink bolt from her paralyzer gun and it looks like she's going to slide right off the edge into the icy abyss, BUT NAY! She continues to use her momentum to provide a nice kick-off for a wall jump across the adjacent platform and up onto the next. She's not going to run through the whole course (of course) so from there she slides off and hits safe ground with a dull thud. She made it look so easy.]

You must be nimble and utilize your weight efficiently. Only ranged weapons will be allowed.

[BEHOLD! A BOX OF ITEMS! Inside you may make your selection of RAY GUN (both old and new models), SUPER SCOPE, CRACKER LAUNCHER, STAR ROD, Cornerian styled blaster, and bows that aren't but look suspiciously like the Hero's Bow. There are probably other odds and ends in here as well.]

You may utilize special abilities so long as the target isn't ultimately destroyed by a melee attack. If you want to punch stuff go see Max in Smash Fundamentals,

There are ten targets in total. You will be timed.

[She slides her gun right back in her thigh holster super cool]

Good luck.
icequeen_aran: (gun; I will shoot)
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